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[not_so_hollow]

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Comments

[not_so_hollow]

I'm not taking away from the power of a jaeger at ALL

but Batman is Batman. I'm just saying, don't underestimate him

he's probably got his own gundam ready to rock n roll

[righthemisphere]

lol I believe it.

Man I used to love super hero stuff. My siblings and I used to play pretend when we were kids.

[not_so_hollow]

I probably would've, but my twin sisters were just babies when i still played like that and my kid life revolved around martial arts


how many siblings?

[righthemisphere]

2. Older brother, younger sister.

Ichigo be straight with me. Are you a magical boy. Shōnen Sarutobi style? Because that's my take away, here

[not_so_hollow]

what


NO


I'm not a friggin


MAGICAL BOY


this is a SHIT question



what the fuck dude



to ME I'm not but I guess yeah I'd probably be some damn Shounen hero if I were a manga character or whatever


BUT WAY MORE EPIC THAN A MAGICAL BOY

WAY MORE

[righthemisphere]

Sailor Strawberry

1/??

[not_so_hollow]

did you just

2/??

[not_so_hollow]

YO

[not_so_hollow]

LISTEN HERE BAMBI BITCH BOY

[not_so_hollow]

IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE FUN OF THE GUY WHO CAN PROBABLY DESTROY YOU WITH A GODDAMN PINKY?!

[not_so_hollow]

YOUR ASS IS GRASS RALEIGH

[not_so_hollow]

it's fucking


take backsies time


bastard

1/2

[righthemisphere]

[There is a small delay while he tries not to die of unhinged insomniac laughter]

Sorry sorry.. Strawberry Moon

2/2

[righthemisphere]

back trade rejected. level up achieved. we're best friends now.

congratulations

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[not_so_hollow]

YOU

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[not_so_hollow]

HOMELESS KEN DOLL LOOKING SHITHEAD

[not_so_hollow]

YOU DONT HAVE THE AUTHORITY

WE ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD

BETTER WRITE SOME FUCKIN' GOODBYE LETTERS ASSHOLE

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[righthemisphere]

What's that about respecting your senpai, Ichigogo?

I do have the authority and I'm invoking it. Tough shit.

[He shouldn't be doing this. At all. Full stop. Normally he wouldn't. But he's delirious out of his fucking head and more than that it fills his with a deep, deep nostalgia of bothering his brother. He just can't seem to stop himself.]

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[righthemisphere]

Though at this point I'd almost consider letting you kill me if it meant I got to sleep for a while

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[righthemisphere]

And I promise you I am nothing like a ken doll where it counts, kiddo

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[not_so_hollow]

senpai my ass

you gotta have a really sad life to be like. trying to force someone to be your best friend, dude

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[not_so_hollow]

i've got a brand new sloth kigurumi that's supposed to like help you sleep or whatever if you wanna borrow it. it would go well with your slow ass personality anyway, since i'm pretty sure you're not all there


don't ask how i got it


i'm not using it. doll duty means i couldn't sleep even if i wanted to

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[not_so_hollow]

yo

no. nope. get the fuck outta here with that shit

could've gone my ENTIRE life without ever reading those words dude

[righthemisphere]

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Are you serious about the kig?

Is there anything I can do to help you with the doll? Can't believe you're still dealing with that thing.

[not_so_hollow]

You've got a lot of that goin on apparently, are you losing it over there?

Dead serious, I guess some people are actually managing to sleep a little bit in em. Don't ask me why or how, but it's true. I just can't. It's all yours if you want it, just give it back when this hell show is over.

The doll actually has a name, I think. Wrote "Annabelle" on my wall the other night. Next to a nice "die" message. Good shit. I'm guessing she got sick of me calling her Shit Face?? She keeps coming back, I've tried everything short of destroying her.