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[not_so_hollow]

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Comments

[righthemisphere]

Maybe.

You made it sound like you'd actually fought him. lame. I mean I could say I could beat the hell out of batman but there's no accountability here so who could tell me I can't

[not_so_hollow]

pretty sure you are.

No, didn't mean to mean it sound like I've actually fought Superman. Just that I could. I could prove it if you wanted. Probably later.

I'd pay to watch Batman kick your ass though, that's my takeaway here. Bambi VS The Bat, seats sold out to that show.

[righthemisphere]

Depends. Do I get my Jaeger or hand to hand?

[not_so_hollow]

Without her, you're just gonna get laughed off the stage

With

And even still, it's friggin' Batman we're talkin about here. He's gonna have something up his sleeve.

Or in his belt. Whatever.

[righthemisphere]

tbf in a jaeger it would be like trying to slap a flea.

[not_so_hollow]

I'm not taking away from the power of a jaeger at ALL

but Batman is Batman. I'm just saying, don't underestimate him

he's probably got his own gundam ready to rock n roll

[righthemisphere]

lol I believe it.

Man I used to love super hero stuff. My siblings and I used to play pretend when we were kids.

[not_so_hollow]

I probably would've, but my twin sisters were just babies when i still played like that and my kid life revolved around martial arts


how many siblings?

[righthemisphere]

2. Older brother, younger sister.

Ichigo be straight with me. Are you a magical boy. Shōnen Sarutobi style? Because that's my take away, here

[not_so_hollow]

what


NO


I'm not a friggin


MAGICAL BOY


this is a SHIT question



what the fuck dude



to ME I'm not but I guess yeah I'd probably be some damn Shounen hero if I were a manga character or whatever


BUT WAY MORE EPIC THAN A MAGICAL BOY

WAY MORE

[righthemisphere]

Sailor Strawberry

1/??

[not_so_hollow]

did you just

2/??

[not_so_hollow]

YO

[not_so_hollow]

LISTEN HERE BAMBI BITCH BOY

[not_so_hollow]

IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE FUN OF THE GUY WHO CAN PROBABLY DESTROY YOU WITH A GODDAMN PINKY?!

[not_so_hollow]

YOUR ASS IS GRASS RALEIGH

[not_so_hollow]

it's fucking


take backsies time


bastard

1/2

[righthemisphere]

[There is a small delay while he tries not to die of unhinged insomniac laughter]

Sorry sorry.. Strawberry Moon

2/2

[righthemisphere]

back trade rejected. level up achieved. we're best friends now.

congratulations

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[not_so_hollow]

YOU

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[not_so_hollow]

HOMELESS KEN DOLL LOOKING SHITHEAD

[not_so_hollow]

YOU DONT HAVE THE AUTHORITY

WE ARE NOT BEST FRIENDS

CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD

BETTER WRITE SOME FUCKIN' GOODBYE LETTERS ASSHOLE

1/3

[righthemisphere]

What's that about respecting your senpai, Ichigogo?

I do have the authority and I'm invoking it. Tough shit.

[He shouldn't be doing this. At all. Full stop. Normally he wouldn't. But he's delirious out of his fucking head and more than that it fills his with a deep, deep nostalgia of bothering his brother. He just can't seem to stop himself.]

2/3

[righthemisphere]

Though at this point I'd almost consider letting you kill me if it meant I got to sleep for a while

3/3

[righthemisphere]

And I promise you I am nothing like a ken doll where it counts, kiddo