IC Contact for Deerington

[not_so_hollow]

[Text, video, voice, old fashioned snail mail, action: dealer's choice.]

Comments

[not_so_hollow]

that's a bold statement dude, wanna test it or what?

just you wait


just wait dude, it's comin'



no, i don't like your... your what the fuck did you just call it? finger buddy?! and i don't think a blood bath is the same as a blood pact, you moron


friends don't draw friends lookin like stupid dumpy ass dicks

[righthemisphere]

Oh I think they do. I think that's exactly what friends do. I think it's mandatory in friendship, I'm sorry I don't make the rules.

1/2

[not_so_hollow]

alright fine then, if that's true

i guess we're about to be real good friends

[not_so_hollow]

here, buddy

[righthemisphere]

It looks like a pikachu fucked a giraffe. I'm honored.

[not_so_hollow]

....


okay that's actually a kinda fair assessment


i dont fuckin draw ok? in my defense



you're still bambi's bitch though

[righthemisphere]

What else you got for me?

1/?????

[not_so_hollow]

on the drawing front? jack shit


but here dude

[Get ready to get fucking trolled, bud. Ichigo is off in the head due to serious lack of sleep, and this is actually bringing him amusement while he guards Orihime's door from Annabelle.]

2/?

[not_so_hollow]

you, arriving in deerington

[not_so_hollow]

this is how you look tryin to square up with me

[not_so_hollow]

give it a month here and this will be you

[not_so_hollow]

two months

[not_so_hollow]

three months dude

but uh hey has anyone told you that you come back from the dead here?

[not_so_hollow]

you might feel like this when you come back from the dead

END

[not_so_hollow]

but you will always just be this to me




friend


=]

[righthemisphere]

FLUIDS HAVE MEMES!?

Ichigo you are a gift. I can only aspire to some day make Bambo proud.

Also you keep talking big man, are you secretly a super hero or something or do you just have the world's biggest balls?

[not_so_hollow]

I mean I had to make a couple of them but yeah. You've got your own stupid fuckin' dating profile, too.


I have no doubt that you will make it happen. It probably doesn't take a hell of a lot to impress a buff baby deer.


Not really a secret, though I never really thought of myself that way. But I could at least hold my own in a fist fight with Superman, so I think the answer is yes?

[righthemisphere]

Real friendship is making memes for someone. No backsies.

Actual superman? Why haven't we talked about this?

[not_so_hollow]

I can't just blame it on being on doll duty? Boredom... ? Is this for real?


just screwing with you. no take back...sies, or whatever the fuck. are you 10?


Yeah, like actual Superman. Not saying I'd win or anything but I could get in some decent hits at the very least. We haven't talked about it cause it hasn't come up, I guess...

[righthemisphere]

Maybe.

You made it sound like you'd actually fought him. lame. I mean I could say I could beat the hell out of batman but there's no accountability here so who could tell me I can't

[not_so_hollow]

pretty sure you are.

No, didn't mean to mean it sound like I've actually fought Superman. Just that I could. I could prove it if you wanted. Probably later.

I'd pay to watch Batman kick your ass though, that's my takeaway here. Bambi VS The Bat, seats sold out to that show.

[righthemisphere]

Depends. Do I get my Jaeger or hand to hand?

[not_so_hollow]

Without her, you're just gonna get laughed off the stage

With

And even still, it's friggin' Batman we're talkin about here. He's gonna have something up his sleeve.

Or in his belt. Whatever.

[righthemisphere]

tbf in a jaeger it would be like trying to slap a flea.

[not_so_hollow]

I'm not taking away from the power of a jaeger at ALL

but Batman is Batman. I'm just saying, don't underestimate him

he's probably got his own gundam ready to rock n roll