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[not_so_hollow]

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[not_so_hollow]

no... it's definitely not a strawberry.

You're not wrong, I was. So thanks... for noticing, and like. Giving a shit or whatever. And for the. Sloth outfit.

[not_so_hollow]

But hey.

You seemed down too. And I kinda pick up on you being the type to worry about everyone else first.

I'm all ears, if you ever need to actually talk to someone.

[lightthedarkness]

Thank you, Ichigo-kun, I really appreciate that.

I promise I'll take you up on it. I... well, honestly, I'm a little tired. Wrapping 28 kigurumis was not easy. Thankfully, the delivery dogs were able to send out all the boxes.

I feel bad for not getting one for Inoue-san, but I don't know her that well, I was worried it'd be weird.

[not_so_hollow]

28 of them?! Jeez, are you like the freakin'... kigurumi Santa or something????

I'm gonna hold you to that. If I find you sitting by a lake in the middle of the night all glum again and you haven't, I'm gonna absolutely give you shit.


Oh, you guys met finally? I don't think she woulda found it weird at all, but I get it. There's always next time. (If you do, get her a robot if they have em. Or something like it.)

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, well, I bet I could totally get a cute little red dress with white trim. How cute would that be?

I promise, if I feel the need to go on a picnic at night again, I'll demand you come with me.

Okay! A robot! Promise! I mean, I was surprised I got so many anyway, I seem to get all sorts of clothes in my blessings' basket, not that I'm complaining.

[not_so_hollow]

Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised at all if you did get one. All you'd be missing is a red nosed reindeer.

Good. It doesn't sit well with me, the idea of you hanging out alone in the dark like that.

She'd love it. But yeah, I... would probably be floored, if I got that many of anything in my basket?

Now that I think about it, I haven't gotten even one thing in it...

[Little does he know, there's gonna be some really unexpected crap popping up in that thing very soon.]

[lightthedarkness]

Well, I have Sunshine, he's just a deer though, not a reindeer. [And literally NO ONE except Ruby would want gift deliveries with Sunshine as her steed.]

I mean, I understand why, this place is super dangerous so...

Oh no! Well, maybe you can try asking for something? That's how I got the kigurumi.

[not_so_hollow]

You've got a deer? Like a pet deer? Named Sunshine? [Okay, so maybe he shouldn't be surprised at the deer part, considering where they are. But it's a boy deer, named Sunshine.... he might be judging a little, over here, Usagi.]

Yeah, I'd be pretty mad at myself if anything happened to you and I could've stopped it. Especially after my promise.

...do you think that works in reverse? Like I could ask for someone else to get something?

[The brain child you've put into his head is going to come back to bite him in the ass later, girl. So bad.]

[lightthedarkness]

Pet... is not the right word. He's a spirit and he protects me... I think. And HE picked the name, FYI. I went through toootally reasonable names and said Sunshine in frustration and he picked it. I'm not arguing with a spirit.

I don't see why it couldn't? All the kigus were for other people, after all.

[not_so_hollow]

Fair enough, I can tell you first hand that arguing with spirits probably isn't the best idea. Kinda curious to know what reasonable names are to you, though, if Sunshine came up in frustration.

I might try it out, then. Worst that can happen is a whole lotta nothin, right?

[lightthedarkness]

I... try not to argue with spirits. But look, I'm gonna be honest spirits and ghosts and all that creep me out. Like, I'll deal with it, fine, but I rather not. I know it's such a weird fear but there are so many ghosts back home.

[not_so_hollow]

They used to kinda creep me out when I was a kid, but that was when I had a hard time telling the difference between who was living and who wasn't. Now it's just a regular thing to me.

If you've ever got a ghost that's totally creepin' you out and won't go away, lemme know. It's kinda part of my job to send em off if they won't go on their own.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh wow! You've been able to see them that long!

You're job? Are you an exorcist or something?

text; October 11th

[righthemisphere]

I can't sleep. I drew you a picture.

[not_so_hollow]

what

the fuck

is this, Raleigh





...is that me and the doll?!

what is wrong with my friggin face?!!

[righthemisphere]

Yeah and the doll.

I think it looks just like you?

[not_so_hollow]

it

looks like a fucking dick


with a huge nose


i don't know if i want to kick your ass or laugh

leaning on wanting to kick your ass though, that doesn't look anything like me! blind asshole????

[righthemisphere]

Hahaha. Literally nothing can hurt me right now.

Except your words?

I'm insulted.

You don't like my finger buddy. I thought we were friends, Ichigo. We shared blood together.

[not_so_hollow]

that's a bold statement dude, wanna test it or what?

just you wait


just wait dude, it's comin'



no, i don't like your... your what the fuck did you just call it? finger buddy?! and i don't think a blood bath is the same as a blood pact, you moron


friends don't draw friends lookin like stupid dumpy ass dicks

[righthemisphere]

Oh I think they do. I think that's exactly what friends do. I think it's mandatory in friendship, I'm sorry I don't make the rules.

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[not_so_hollow]

alright fine then, if that's true

i guess we're about to be real good friends

[not_so_hollow]

here, buddy

[righthemisphere]

It looks like a pikachu fucked a giraffe. I'm honored.

[not_so_hollow]

....


okay that's actually a kinda fair assessment


i dont fuckin draw ok? in my defense



you're still bambi's bitch though

[righthemisphere]

What else you got for me?