not_so_hollow: (blush | PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON)
Kurosaki "Too Bold For His Britches" Ichigo ([personal profile] not_so_hollow) wrote 2020-06-19 05:29 am (UTC)

neither does he. here comes the train wreck in all of his glory.

[Okay so first of all

Ichigo, having just taken a sip of water, spits it the fuck out across his bed when he goes to check what the ping was for. What--

What is even happening right now?! What are these profiles?! His (and WHY does he HAVE one?!) is just the WORST kind of mess that he can't even deal with looking at (TASTESLIKESTRAWBERRY?!), and Orihime's profile picture is just... not okay. And not in the offensive, I don't find this attractive kind of way, but the kind that makes him turn beet red and want to hide in this room for the rest of his life.

Which in and of itself sounds terrible. Way to go, Ichigo, you goddamn closet pervert. His inner narrator needs to be fired, immediately.

Ichigo is just. Gonna do whatever he can to uh.... close this out before he has a heart attack.

And he swipes right trying to do that. There's a little ding and the pop up that says matched with tanaTATAS! has him throwing the device across the room in absolute horror. What did he just do???]

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